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dualislogs2019-12-15 07:21 pm
headandhand) wrote in dualislogs2019-12-15 07:21 pm
millions and millions chase the wild goose tonight
WHO: Goosehunters of Dualis
WHAT: Goosehunt 2k19
WHERE: All over the city
WHEN: Dec. 15-29
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!
Congrats, citizens! You have been selected to fulfill a new civic duty, one that will restore peace and protect your fellow citizens from the feathered menace known as The Unnamed Goose (as various media outlets have begun referring to this goose on the loose). Those of you who have been selected will be escorted by Iterations to Dualis PD HQ, given a briefing on your new mission, and assigned a partner and equipment to aid you in tracking down and capturing this dastardly bird. Armed with a hook, net, and straightjacket, you and your partner will work a schedule of four-hour shifts over the next two weeks in which you will search the city for the elusive goose and make your most valiant efforts at subduing the culprit and bringing the walking honk factory back to DPD to be dealt with.
May the odds be ever in your favor, you brave warriors for justice!
WHAT: Goosehunt 2k19
WHERE: All over the city
WHEN: Dec. 15-29
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!
Congrats, citizens! You have been selected to fulfill a new civic duty, one that will restore peace and protect your fellow citizens from the feathered menace known as The Unnamed Goose (as various media outlets have begun referring to this goose on the loose). Those of you who have been selected will be escorted by Iterations to Dualis PD HQ, given a briefing on your new mission, and assigned a partner and equipment to aid you in tracking down and capturing this dastardly bird. Armed with a hook, net, and straightjacket, you and your partner will work a schedule of four-hour shifts over the next two weeks in which you will search the city for the elusive goose and make your most valiant efforts at subduing the culprit and bringing the walking honk factory back to DPD to be dealt with.
May the odds be ever in your favor, you brave warriors for justice!
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But, yeah, he's thinking this monster may be a little more abnormal than usual. This goose is already planning its next move, waddling over to a stand with a tarp and pulling the string holding the tarp in place. It falls on the diners who have been watching; they panic, and the goose vanishes under the tarp, making some sort of getaway.
"Fuck this..." Hank says, not even moving. "Give me my taser. I'm gonna go get my dog to track the thing."
Because it is *fucking wiley*.
"They could have actually brought in people trained to deal with birds."
Technically anyone who has ridden a chocobo can deal with birds. He's just not really aware of that and honestly needs to bitch.
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"Do whatever you want. I'm hungry. I think I'm gonna grab a pizza. You want me to get one for you, too?"
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He waves loosely as he walks off. He's grumpy the whole way back, and when he gets Maggie he's just as pissy all the way back. He returns with a lithe Doberman, long-legged, high-stepping.
His haggard face is just set to pissy. And, honestly? He'll be surprised to still find her there. He wouldn't blame her at all for fucking off.