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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualislogs2019-12-15 07:21 pm

millions and millions chase the wild goose tonight

WHO: Goosehunters of Dualis
WHAT: Goosehunt 2k19
WHERE: All over the city
WHEN: Dec. 15-29
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!

Congrats, citizens! You have been selected to fulfill a new civic duty, one that will restore peace and protect your fellow citizens from the feathered menace known as The Unnamed Goose (as various media outlets have begun referring to this goose on the loose). Those of you who have been selected will be escorted by Iterations to Dualis PD HQ, given a briefing on your new mission, and assigned a partner and equipment to aid you in tracking down and capturing this dastardly bird. Armed with a hook, net, and straightjacket, you and your partner will work a schedule of four-hour shifts over the next two weeks in which you will search the city for the elusive goose and make your most valiant efforts at subduing the culprit and bringing the walking honk factory back to DPD to be dealt with.

May the odds be ever in your favor, you brave warriors for justice!
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-24 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, go ahead. I like the meat and extra cheese. I'll pay you back. Be back in ten."

He waves loosely as he walks off. He's grumpy the whole way back, and when he gets Maggie he's just as pissy all the way back. He returns with a lithe Doberman, long-legged, high-stepping.

His haggard face is just set to pissy. And, honestly? He'll be surprised to still find her there. He wouldn't blame her at all for fucking off.