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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualislogs2020-01-07 12:32 pm

Baby lately the plans we're making

WHO: Open to all Dualizens
WHAT: Your regularly scheduled NAPs event for the month
WHERE: Our Crazy Jane's Gallows!
WHEN: January 7-10
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!

Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces - maybe even a few folks without faces - but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in just fine! But for the rest of you, the Head knows this is gonna be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!



NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating. Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask (possibly invasive) personal questions and receive results - or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship, whatever works! But don't be too shy - you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

Upon arrival, most will be ushered in by the Admins into the Gallery. Just ignore that large painting on the graffiti wall. Once inside you can begin to mingle and meet your fellow Dualizens, the city has also provided box wine, crackers and cheese as refreshments, a lovely Charcuterie spread laid out for any to sample while looking at the art and mingling.

This month there are two other lovely items for your amusement or horror! First off is a Karaoke machine, how the hell did they pull off getting every song you can think of with lyrics to all? Though, nearly every foul word is replaced with the sound a goose honking, have fun with that! Also, along with your normal note cards of questions you will find blank paper and kiddie packs of crayons. Make some art and leave it behind or leave it for your new friend!
notverycinematic: (Biker)

Domino | XMCU | OTA

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wandering

There's a lot of parties around here. So maybe this one's not as fancy as the last one, and maybe she just got lucky (ha) with her timing getting here, but damn, they sure do want to keep pretending nothing is wrong. That is some epic levels of denial. Or cover up. Probably that one.

Maybe one day she'll learn not to show up to these things, but today is not that day. Dom has wandered her way into the gallery and continues wandering around, looking at paintings and trying hard not to shotgun the wine in her glass, taking more dignified sips instead. She may or may not be a few in already, though. It's terrible, but it's alcohol, at least.

And apparently she needs it to handle some of the art in here. She definitely would not want to come across this shit in the dark. Somebody is in a bad place.

"Fuck, man...should I call somebody?"


Karaoke...ish

Some of the censoring on the songs is hilarious--intentionally or otherwise. The random goose honks make her snicker every time, and she half wishes a certain one of her friends was there so he could just shout the swears over top of the good honks. Or else honk along with it. It was hard to say what he'd do. Either would be hysterical. Or just randomly switching back and forth between the two. Just because.

Ah well. It's entertaining enough seeing who's brave enough to get up and sing in front of everybody. Well or badly. Either way. Though the bad ones are a whole lot funnier. Thoe whole...thing is super annoying though.

"Is anyone else actually drunk enough of this because I'm sure as hell not."
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Wandering

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-12 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hank comes up alongside Domino, drinking his wine and looking at the same picture. It's pretty accurate. This is shit that'd be sold in some New England gallery in a Stephen King novel with a curator with a gaunt face and fingers that seemed a little too long. You'd stumble across it and it'd be some prophecy of the future or reveal your long lost twin or show secret happenings of the past. It's that kind of creepy.

"Nah, she's just like that." Hank says nonchalantly. "Honestly I fuckin' dig the one that did all this more than the one with Barbie doll brain. Er... the personality, not any picture. I'd not be surprised by a Barbie doll brain painting, though."

But maybe he's still a little huffy about that dateless night. But hell, he can appreciate one of Jane's personalities pours her soul out.
Edited 2020-01-12 03:40 (UTC)
notverycinematic: (Maybe)

Re: Wandering

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-12 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
"You know, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was an actual Barbie doll brain somewhere." Seemed to fit in with the whole theme. There probably was a brain somewhere, she just hadn't looked hard enough. Not that she wanted to now, it was just kind of...terrifying, depressing, all of that rolled up together.

"I mean, if you know her you might want to check in. She is definitely not okay."
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, maybe I should," he crosses his arms and looks at that particular picture.

"I figure everyone's brain is not okay at this point, though. Maybe she's just... dumping out everything she's thinking, you know?

"Or I dunno, banking off shock value. I used to watch that old adult swim shit when I was in college." And that was worse.
notverycinematic: (Sunset)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-13 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah...that's definitely some scary shit, though. I'm concerned and I don't even know her." There's some dark, fucked up shit in there, whoever it is. Maybe she's not a danger to others, but she could definitely be a danger to herself.

"Hey, there was some good stuff on that, don't knock it."
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-13 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, it was great stuff. Not knocking it. But come on, that show with the metal band? Way more gruesome than this. Or that one with the superhero and his alien rival? Girlfriend who had literal ants in her brain? All the actors got bumped over to the spy show."

He makes a dismissive gesture.

"Eh. Yeah, I'll ask her. She seems generally fucked up even when she's not the artist... sort of a lot of personalities in there."
notverycinematic: (Biker)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm just saying, a check in might be appreciated." That girl needs some help. Like it's possible she's just one of those weird girls, but damn.

"Oh come on, it was a cartoon. Like, jokes? You know what jokes are?"
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-18 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Trust me, if you had met Hammerhead? This could very well be her sense of humor."

But yeah, he'll check in. "Could be one of the others, though. She's..."

He makes a loose motion around his head. "She's got a lot going on up there so I might get put on call waiting."
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-22 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Jesus, the poor girl." That is a pretty awful sense of humor and Dom can't imagine living with it, but whatever works maybe?

"Yeah well, I'm just saying. I don't know her or anything but she seems kind of...you know."
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-22 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
He sighs heavily in agreement. She's not wrong.

"Yeah, she is uh pretty uh... you know. I'll try to talk to the artist bit." As if the other bits are all different things; which he knows they are. But it's hard to explain this strange bewildering superpower version of DID to someone.

"I swear I recognize some of the places in these pictures."
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-22 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Really? I can't make a whole lot of sense out of any of it." Good on him if he could, though. Maybe she just hasn't been here long enough, although it's getting to the point where that excuse doesn't fly anymore.
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[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2020-01-22 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I was a traffic patrol officer when I first got here. Meter maid, road crossings, all that shit. Meant I had to get around a lot. It's sort of a uh... One of those French styles of art? Version? But yeah. I recognize a couple of these places. The mural outside is in the park."

He scratches his beard thoughtfully. Real art connoisseur here. 'French style' and 'like those old mature cartoons' being his big description of what's going on.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Creepy. The painting not you." Just to, you know. Clarify. Not trying to insult anyone. Right now.

"That mean anything, or is that just what she has to work with right now?" Take that how you will, Hank. She's good either way.

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Wandering

[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-01-21 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
By all appearances, Vincent looks like he could be a custodian of the place, what with his red cape, headband, crimson eyes, and penchant for sticking to corners, watching but not interacting much with others. He isn't trying to play nice or fit in so much as observe but even he has to admit the art is...distracting, definitely not the product of a sound mind.

When Domino passes nearby, pausing at a piece of art, and makes a comment, it's fairly near Vincent and he actually responds.

"Mmm. But who would answer?"
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Re: Wandering

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I dunno, depends on who I called?" Really, what kind of a question was that? Who the fuck did he think was going to answer, a ghost? Is everyone here a total weirdo? Because, you know. She has so much room to talk.

"You have any ideas?"
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Re: Wandering

[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-01-27 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a few ideas on who to avoid." No, not everyone here was a weirdo, but Vincent could be, at least he appeared to be.

"The authorities for starters."
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Re: Wandering

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-01-31 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me." Fuck the police and all of that stuff or whatever. "Whoever did the art needs help, not a beating."
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Looking around, Vincent wasn't going to argue. "I've heard of her." It wasn't all good, either.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"You've 'heard of her?' Ominous much?" Really, dude, maybe you need a therapist too.
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
He frowns at that for a moment before shaking his head. "No. I've just heard others talking about her, and her...gallery."
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-13 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Well maybe next time don't say it like a creep, that would help." Something tells, her, though, that's easier said than done.
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"A...creep?" He blinked at the woman, brow knitting in confusion. He had no idea what she was talking about. He was sure he'd just spoken, not with any specific intention.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. A creep. You know, somebody kinda like you?" Come on, dude, really? Is it that hard to understand?
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-20 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He frowned at that. "I've been told I can be cold." Distant was more to the point.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Or, you know. A creep." Really, dude?

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