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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualislogs2020-01-07 12:32 pm

Baby lately the plans we're making

WHO: Open to all Dualizens
WHAT: Your regularly scheduled NAPs event for the month
WHERE: Our Crazy Jane's Gallows!
WHEN: January 7-10
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!

Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces - maybe even a few folks without faces - but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in just fine! But for the rest of you, the Head knows this is gonna be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!



NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating. Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask (possibly invasive) personal questions and receive results - or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship, whatever works! But don't be too shy - you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

Upon arrival, most will be ushered in by the Admins into the Gallery. Just ignore that large painting on the graffiti wall. Once inside you can begin to mingle and meet your fellow Dualizens, the city has also provided box wine, crackers and cheese as refreshments, a lovely Charcuterie spread laid out for any to sample while looking at the art and mingling.

This month there are two other lovely items for your amusement or horror! First off is a Karaoke machine, how the hell did they pull off getting every song you can think of with lyrics to all? Though, nearly every foul word is replaced with the sound a goose honking, have fun with that! Also, along with your normal note cards of questions you will find blank paper and kiddie packs of crayons. Make some art and leave it behind or leave it for your new friend!
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"You've 'heard of her?' Ominous much?" Really, dude, maybe you need a therapist too.
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
He frowns at that for a moment before shaking his head. "No. I've just heard others talking about her, and her...gallery."
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-13 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Well maybe next time don't say it like a creep, that would help." Something tells, her, though, that's easier said than done.
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"A...creep?" He blinked at the woman, brow knitting in confusion. He had no idea what she was talking about. He was sure he'd just spoken, not with any specific intention.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. A creep. You know, somebody kinda like you?" Come on, dude, really? Is it that hard to understand?
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-20 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He frowned at that. "I've been told I can be cold." Distant was more to the point.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2020-02-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Or, you know. A creep." Really, dude?
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[personal profile] chaosvessel 2020-02-27 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Vincent simply rolls his shoulders in a shrug at that. "If you say so."