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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualislogs2019-08-10 03:47 pm

kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it.

WHO: Open to all residents
WHAT: Your regularly scheduled NAPs event for the month
WHERE: The RoCocoa Cat Cafe
WHEN: Aug. 10-14
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!


Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces, but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in juuuuust fine. But for the rest of you, the Head knows this has gotta be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!


NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating! Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask queries and receive results, or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship! But don't be too shy, you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

This month’s event is held at the brand new RoCocoa Cat Cafe, a sparkly new establishment that caters to children and the young at heart with iced and hot cocoa drinks of all kinds, delicious pastries, age-appropriate live music, and of course many friendly kitties who love to lounge in laps. The cats are of all shapes, sizes, and colors, including some who may look a little different from what you expect, or may look like an ordinary cat but are actually anything but ordinary underneath that adorable fur coat. All cats in the cafe are adoptable, too, if you meet a new furry friend and just can’t bear to go home without them!

So pull up a chair, get to know your new neighbors, and enjoy a sugary treat or two with the resident furbabies. You might just meet your new two- or four-legged best friend!
aleifr: (3)

[personal profile] aleifr 2019-09-28 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't know what a cat was before today.

[So ... no.]
punchpunchkisskiss: (talk)

[personal profile] punchpunchkisskiss 2019-10-04 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They weren't in like, books and stuff? [ Weird. ] I knew about the one kind of cat, and there are a couple of candy cats in the Candy Kingdom, but most of these are just bonkers!
aleifr: (4)

[personal profile] aleifr 2019-10-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Candy Kingdom"?

[What in the fuck sort of place does this boy come from?]
punchpunchkisskiss: (talk)

[personal profile] punchpunchkisskiss 2019-10-07 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The Candy Kingdom, yeah.
aleifr: (3)

[personal profile] aleifr 2019-10-07 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[You've done nothing to answer any of the questions he has, Finn.]

Are they ... known for their sweets, or ...?

[Give him something here.]
punchpunchkisskiss: (talk)

[personal profile] punchpunchkisskiss 2019-10-14 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you've never heard of the Candy Kingdom?

[ Dang, he must be really far away from home. ]

The whole kingdom is made out of candy. All the people are candy too.
aleifr: (4)

[personal profile] aleifr 2019-10-14 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aleifr just ... sort of stares at Finn for a moment, eyes narrowing slightly as he tries to figure out whether or not the boy is fucking with him. When he concludes that the boy is speaking honestly ... he just sort of leans back in his chair.]

What the hell sort of place do you come from?
punchpunchkisskiss: (true neutral)

[personal profile] punchpunchkisskiss 2019-10-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The Candy Kingdom, I just said. [ Really it's not that complicated. ]

Well, technically. Jake and I live in the grasslands, but it's part of the kingdom's holdings.