Baby lately the plans we're making

[headandhand]

WHO: Open to all Dualizens
WHAT: Your regularly scheduled NAPs event for the month
WHERE: Our Crazy Jane's Gallows!
WHEN: January 7-10
WARNINGS: Please use these if applicable!

Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces - maybe even a few folks without faces - but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in just fine! But for the rest of you, the Head knows this is gonna be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!


NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating. Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask (possibly invasive) personal questions and receive results - or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship, whatever works! But don't be too shy - you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

Upon arrival, most will be ushered in by the Admins into the Gallery. Just ignore that large painting on the graffiti wall. Once inside you can begin to mingle and meet your fellow Dualizens, the city has also provided box wine, crackers and cheese as refreshments, a lovely Charcuterie spread laid out for any to sample while looking at the art and mingling.

This month there are two other lovely items for your amusement or horror! First off is a Karaoke machine, how the hell did they pull off getting every song you can think of with lyrics to all? Though, nearly every foul word is replaced with the sound a goose honking, have fun with that! Also, along with your normal note cards of questions you will find blank paper and kiddie packs of crayons. Make some art and leave it behind or leave it for your new friend!

Comments

[mobilityassistance]

"I cannot say for certain as I was not present for the event, however it is possible that the bird could have caused significant damage to city property or infrastructure if it had not been contained." There is always a reason.

[blitzcheer]

"The bird was this big." Going to make a goose size with his hands, sounding unconvinced. "And it was a pain, but it wasn't deadly. You can still watch the videos on the dualisnet."

There's some pain involved, but of the comedic sort (to those not involved). But Tidus does raise his brows. "Would you send a bunch of random people to deal with a problem like that?"

She did say about being a ...defensive intelligence or whatever.

[mobilityassistance]

"If my available resources are strangers, then yes." She does what she can with what she has, and if she needed to take something out with a bunch of random people, then she would make it work.

"I will have to review the footage."

[blitzcheer]

He scoffs. “They know more about us to…”

Tidus stops amidst a shake of his head and hands raised, a counter to the point of strangers; but then he realises what he’s saying, where, and his mouth clamps shut, brow furrowing. He looks away from EDI for a moment, still wearing a frown when he looks back.

“It’s not that important. I’m just saying, there’s no reason to shock people into doing what you want over something like that.”

And if she agreed to those methods, well -- what else was there to say? He shrugs, knowing he won’t be able to convey what he wants here.

“Anyway… other than that time, they haven’t been here before. I just work at a bar and grill.”

Meaning, he’s hardly the type to attract the law.

[mobilityassistance]

While she does agree with the "no need to shock people..." she can't resist the opportunity to make a joke about it.

"Only if they are truly uncooperative." This is why she has very few friends.

She does choose not to comment on whether or not these "iterations" belonged in the room or not--even a bartender can break the law--but it seems like a sensitive subject and she's at least smart enough to drop the subject.

"Is there anything else about this place I should be made aware of?"

[blitzcheer]

Please, EDI. Tidus is not amused!

He needs a moment though to think of how to respond to her. What can he say or tell her here that would be safe? Tidus glances about the room without moving his head, his frown dipping at one side of his mouth.

"There's a meet-up after people start arriving called NAPs," he eventually goes for. "People don't like to talk about anything private since one of the games involves zapping people too if you don't go along." Will they ever get away from zapping. But there's a purpose for going down this route, his gaze on her narrowing slightly. "It's a question game. So be careful about what you ask,--"

and he looks about the room again without moving his head, this time pointedly, following it with a short and quick shake of his head.

"--okay? It's rubbed people the wrong way. We're already being watched all the time."

It's about as discreet as he can think to be to say, not here.

[mobilityassistance]

That sounds about typical for her. Someone is always watching--or trying to watch--and it's her job to keep that from happening, if she has to use zettabytes of risque images to do it. It's not like she's never done it before.

Still, she doesn't mention any of that. Clearly the boy is already upset by situation and she doesn't need to add to it any further.

"Understood. I appreciate the warning."