Damn goose. It spreads its feathered death-glides and looks like it wants to advance on Hank. And, honestly, there's a half a chance he would succeed if Hank weren't possessed with a righteous, bird-hating fury in that moment.

"Just get the net and throw over him! He's still at the moment."

And the goose, as if it understands Hank, looks directly at Kyoko. Then it flees like a bastard animal would, but not off in any chasable direction, no. Somehow it loops into a small storm drain, vanishing into it with the ease of a Stephen King horror.

Hank crouches to look inside, kid making delighted noises still on his shoulders and making no effort to get away. She even screeches happily and holds up its hands! Hooray! She's having the best time, guys. He finally puts her down and ushers her back to her mom. Shoo, child, this is not a safe place.

Then from behind Kyoko?

HOOOOOOOOONK

Wings are flapped against her legs, and just as Hank's about to whirl to stop that? The goose, again with enviable accuracy, steals his fucking taser before he can stand all the way up.

"It's armed!!"

Luckily the goose does not carry it long, as the goose is not equipped with the knowledge of how to use a taser and if it did they would surely all suffer. But there is a horrifying three seconds before Hank startles it into dropping it in which there is the possibility it might.