"I know what a water slide is," he protests, and though Hank has every reason to think Connor wouldn't know what a water slide is, he pushes very gently at Hank's shoulder as if in rebuke. "They've got those, too."

He hasn't tried any of those - mostly he's just hung around the pool. Maybe he'll come back sometime. Some of the places they choose for the NAPs are good enough for one visit - the axe throwing place, for one - and then Connor can tick that experience off a figurative list and never do it again. But others he goes to pretty regularly - the cat cafe, for one. Who knows, this might end up being a regular haunt.

"I mean literally a river, they made an artificial one around the edge of the building - people are floating down them on inflatables."