"Thanks." Hank has the smallest grin under his mask. Just enough to show those little gapped teeth and brighten his features even with half his face hidden. At least getting dressed up wasn't completely for nothing.
"I was hoping she'd get bored and go home with your cockblock protocol fully initiated, but looks like I wore down quicker." He moves slowly with Connor to the music. "It's alright. I get it." Even if he does kind of feel like a fuckin' nerd in a prom dress who managed to look good for one night, and then the date had to go and tend to his drunk best friend.
"I'm going to be honest, I don't know if you have room for context or anything, but this might be the creepiest fucking formal event I've ever been to."
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"I was hoping she'd get bored and go home with your cockblock protocol fully initiated, but looks like I wore down quicker." He moves slowly with Connor to the music. "It's alright. I get it." Even if he does kind of feel like a fuckin' nerd in a prom dress who managed to look good for one night, and then the date had to go and tend to his drunk best friend.
"I'm going to be honest, I don't know if you have room for context or anything, but this might be the creepiest fucking formal event I've ever been to."