Major resumes trying to mouth and nuzzle her face, but South's able to nudge his attacks up to her hair instead so she can talk. She doesn't need a bear tongue in her mouth, thanks.

"He's as vicious as a squirmy new baby." She rolls her eyes slightly and smiles again, making no move to get up off the grass just yet. "The fuzzy fur is seriously one of his best features! Seriously, pet him, he's so fucking soft." She insists, looping an arm around the bear's neck as much as she can and tugging him into a hug, "He won't bite or anything."